Foreign Affairs: A Novel

By Alison Lurie


Virginia Miner, a fifty-something, single tenured professor, is in London to paintings on her new booklet approximately children’s folks rhymes. regardless of wearing a U.S. passport, Vinnie feels primarily English and fairly appears down on her fellow american citizens. yet regardless of that, she is drawn right into a mortifying and oddly pleasurable affair with an Oklahoman vacationer who attire extra Bronco Billy than Beau Brummel.

Also in London is Vinnie’s colleague Fred Turner, a good-looking, flat broke, newly separated, and punctiliously depressing younger guy attempting to concentrate on his personal study. as a substitute, he's distracted through a stunning and unpredictable English actress and the realm she belongs to.

Both American, either in another country, and either achingly lonely, Vinnie and Fred play out their burdened alienation and dizzying romantic liaisons in Alison Lurie’s Pulitzer Prize-winning novel. well written, poignant, and witty, Foreign Affairs is still a permanent comedian masterpiece.

“A most excellent comedy, very shiny, brilliantly written in a convinced and unique demeanour. the easiest e-book via one in all our most interesting writers.”
–Elizabeth Hardwick

“There isn't any American author i've got learn with extra consistent excitement and sympathy. . . . Foreign Affairs earns a similar shelf as Henry James and Edith Wharton.”
–John Fowles

“If you have the capacity to learn just a couple of sturdy novels a 12 months, make this certainly one of them.”
USA Today

“An inventive, touching book.”

“A faultless jewel.”
Philadelphia Inquirer

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Beer is the Answer...I Don't Remember the Question: And Over 1,000 Other Bar Jokes, Quotes and Cartoons (Bartender Magazine)

By Ray Foley

The simplest bar jokes you can've by no means remembered!
From the writer of Bartender journal comes this incomparable selection of bar jokes, costs and cartoons which are certain to make you seem witty and captivating on the lifetime of your subsequent cocktail occasion.

Wow your consuming pals and provoke your dates with such smart and pleasing hilarious quips as:

"You're no longer under the influence of alcohol for those who can lie at the flooring with no retaining on."

"I observed an indication that stated "Drink Canada Dry," so i have started."

"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."

Ray Foley has been a bartender for greater than twenty years. he's the writer of Bartender journal and the writer of Bartending for Dummies. He has seemed on sturdy Morning the USA, reside with Regis and Kathie Lee and numerous different indicates. Ray is living in New Jersey together with his spouse and accomplice, Jaclyn.

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The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book

Heard any reliable jokes in recent years? Jim Pietsch, a true ny urban cabbie, has heard all of them -- from business-people, unemployed workers, Wall road attorneys, prostitutes, writers, travelers, drug buyers and lovers...all from the again seat of his cab as he makes his method round big apple urban. during this follow-up to the generally profitable long island urban Cab Driver's comic story e-book, Jim Pietsch has prepare one other riotously humorous choice of greater than four hundred jokes that's bound to have each person guffawing.

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The Mental Floss History of the World: An Irreverent Romp Through Civilization's Best Bits

By Erik Sass, Steve Wiegand

Pop quiz! Who acknowledged what approximately history?

background is . . .
(a) roughly bunk.
(b) a nightmare from which i'm attempting to awaken.
(c) as completely contaminated with lies as a highway whore with syphilis.

fit your answers:
(1) Stephen Daedalus of James Joyce's Ulysses
(2) Henry Ford
(3) Arthur Schopenhauer

It seems that the reply needn't be bunk, nightmarish, or diseased. within the fingers of mental_floss, history's best bits were handpicked and roasted to perfection. full of little-known tales and outrageous—but accurate—facts, you will giggle your self smarter in this joyride via 60,000 years of human civilization.

bear in mind: simply because it really is precise does not imply it truly is boring!

Now with Breaking News

"If You concept the Last melancholy used to be nice . . ."

solutions: (a) 2 (b) 1 (c) 3

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I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow

By Jonathan Goldstein

I’ll grab the Day Tomorrow is the tale of Jonathan Goldstein’s trip to discover a few nice fact on his street to 40.

In a chain of splendidly humorous tales, the host of CBC’s WireTap recounts the highs and lows of his final yr in his thirties. all year long, Goldstein asks weighty questions that might stump somebody much less pro. for instance: what's it a couple of McRib that drives humans loopy? will we substitute extending an olive leaf with extending an olive jar? How a lot knowledge will we glean from episodes of Welcome again, Kotter? His family and friends, a lot of them recognized via their appearances on WireTap, weigh in with hilarious effects as Goldstein eats, sleeps, and watches undesirable television all of the method to his date with destiny.

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The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever

Don't need To Offend somebody? Then do not F*%# purchase This e-book! What did Cinderella do whilst she bought to the ball? She choked. How do you get a blonde's eyes to glitter? Shine a gentle in her ear. what is the definition of constructing love? it truly is what a girl does whereas a man's screwing her. How does an Englishman understand that his spouse is lifeless? intercourse remains to be an analogous, however the dishes are piling up within the sink. what is the distinction among an Irish marriage ceremony and an Irish funeral? One much less under the influence of alcohol on the funeral. Why is a fats lady like a scooter? they're either enjoyable to experience, yet you would not wish your mates to determine you on both. a lady walked into the financial institution to deposit a wide bag of money. "Did you hoard all this funds yourself," requested the teller? She responded, "My sister whored half it."

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Elrod McBugle On The Loose

By Jeff Strand

A comedy for kids...and adults who have been warped as childrens! the scholars at Greenwater Junior excessive have stated they're going to always remember this yr, and Elrod McBugle is the explanation. he is not a foul individual. He does not attempt to get in difficulty, reason mayhem, and infrequently blow issues simply occurs. And it is going to take place time and again! percentage Elrod's hilarious adventures as he faces the wrath of the Slurpy Gulp Beverage corporation, attempts to develop into a millionaire promoting home made bubble gum, survives a wild squirrel assault, attempts to determine if his math instructor is an awl assassin, and masses, even more! be careful, everyone...Elrod McBugle is at the free!

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Point Your Face at This: Drawings

By Demetri Martin

The New York occasions bestselling author and comic Demetri Martin is again with a new choice of drawings that urge you to:


In his first e-book, This Is a Book, Demetri Martin brought lovers and readers to his distinct model of long-form humor writing. That publication spent twelve weeks at the New York instances bestseller checklist Now Demetri returns with an eclectic quantity dedicated totally to his trademark drawings and note play. aspect YOUR FACE AT THIS includes hundreds of thousands of hilarious drawings and visible jokes, showcasing Martin's specific penchant for brevity.

With a sensibility all its personal, this can be a superb present booklet and an absolute must-have for lovers of the brainy, ambidextrous, comic, palindromist (and author), Demetri Martin.

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Tea, Sandwiches and Hardcore Pornography

By Trevor Mcinsley

From the writer of 16 Alligators and a Trebuchet, Trevor Mcinsley Moments and any variety of different books that you've got by no means heard of comes... this booklet. Yeah, melodrama isn't my powerful swimsuit. thankfully comedy is...

Trevor Mcinsley is a guy with one basic goal: to determine what occurs in case you ship over three hundred of the main weird and wonderful emails possible to numerous supermarkets, vehicle businesses, customer support departments and warring East Asian nations... the implications may shock you.
For example who'd have notion an e-mail approximately contracting leprosy in a Lidl grocery store may get a major response?
Or one approximately hold gliding from the head of the CN Tower?
Or asking Pringles why they've got by no means run an advert which easily says 'Pringles: consume them or we are going to homicide you and your family'?
Or asking approximately bringing an air horn to mass at St Paul's Cathedral? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Or... good, you get the point.

"I laughed until eventually I uncontrollably dribbled tea in every single place my top blouse. thankfully i've got loads of shirts. And tea." - Tea per 30 days

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